Apparently Christmas does have presents. It seems only for cats.
Arthur got his Christmas present early. It was a big box which Arthur liked…the box that is. He also liked helping mom put it together. He went nuts running all over it and scratching it and swatting at the dangling toys. It got me all excited watching him so I joined in and jumped at him and nipped.
Mom got mad and told me to let Arthur have his fun. So I ended up in my room. I don’t get it. She laughed when Arthur did it.
I had to sit and watch.
When it was all finished mom let me out.
She said Arthur got this particular present because of me.
I don’t know how she figures that.