Mom has been super busy lately and then for Mother’s Day she was real sick. Luckily I was there to help her feel better.
First, I offered her a ballie.
She just wanted a hug. Mom says I am the bestest hugger on the whole planet. Don’t tell my dad though, mom says he might get upset.
While mom was working, sick, and working again I amused myself cruising the internet. Found some interesting stuff about human brains.
It seems humans can’t resist us. We turn their brain on. They can’t resist our cute round faces and big eyes. It has something to do with scheming babies or something.
Human moms can’t tell us apart from their babies. We all get their amy dayla, meaty orbit corks and put man all worked up and they are ours.
One look into our eyes and human oxy toes in on their hippo’s campus just comes flooding out.
Just spending time with us increases their circulation of door fins and dopey minds and that makes them really happy.
Didn’t know I was so smart about science, being so young, did you? Mom reads a lot of science so I learn a lot.
Here is a video to help you.
So this is why humans are dopey sometimes because when they are around us they have more dopey minds circulating. They can’t help it. They can’t resist us. Their brains say so.
Mom says it only works on puppies so now that I am a big boy she needs to get a puppy. She’s just saying that. We make them happy and dopey no matter how old we get. She just looks into these eyes and she is mine…my dopey mind.
Happy Earth Day!
That is so cool to have a day just to celebrate the Earth. A day just for a planet! The only thing is it is not about food and presents. Continue reading
Have you noticed your human acting strange and erratic lately? Have they been throwing temper tantrums or yelling at their computers? Then suddenly cry? If we behaved like that we wouldn’t get a treat. We would probably get sent to our rooms.
Well, I have learned it is something that happens around this time of year, every year. It is called taxes. I am not sure what it is but it seems to be real serious and can afflict humans for days or even weeks. So how do you get through this unpredictable behavior phase?
I have come up with 3 ways to get through this rough patch safely. Continue reading
It was my second Easter.
First Arthur and I had to pose for pictures. We didn’t cooperate very well. Mom is crazy with the camera all of the time. Doesn’t she know it just slows things down?
Dog Bone Hunt! Continue reading
A few weeks ago, the day after Valentine’s Day, we were all home just hanging around when a neighbor came over. He was helping dad with something. I was so upset because they did not let me out so I could jump on this new person. I met him once before on our walks. He left before I could do anything. I was so upset.
Then he came back with a lady and a dog!
Wow! A dog in my yard! Continue reading
Last weekend mom took me to a local kennel club event. They had a Dog Show, Barn Hunt and Agility. She wanted me to learn agility so she thought it would be good for me to watch other dogs running the course.
When I was three months old I learned some agility. Mom said I learned fast and was very good at it.
Mom and I have not practiced the jumps and tunnel in a long time. She started teaching me again the last few months and I am even better! I run through the jumps now. Mom seems real upset about it but I think I’m doing great. Before I was too little to knock them all over. Now I just plow right trough them the whole time keeping my eyes on the treat in her hand. Continue reading