It’s Summer Time!
Summer is so rough because of the heat. Mom says it gets hotter each summer. I can’t take it!
Then there is the rain. It’s nice because it is not so hot in the afternoon but then I am stuck inside. Nothing to do except chew up my toys. After a while it builds up and I can’t take it anymore…I run all through the house! Boy does that make mom mad. Although I think she lets me have a couple rounds anyway. Dad really doesn’t like it. Continue reading
King Arthur and I wish everyone…and their people, a Happy Independence Day!
It is yet another holiday. I love how people find things to celebrate…and it always involves lots of food.
My mom says this is Independence Day. I guess that means everyone is independent today. I don’t know why for only one day but …who knows….who cares…there is food. Barbecue, hamburgers, hot dogs, potato salad, cookies, treats,…Woo Hoo! Continue reading
Gramma came to visit for two whole weeks! I love Gramma so much. I miss her. I don’t know why she doesn’t just stay here. I’m sure she loves me too. I made her laugh and smile a lot.
I loved having her for so long. It gave us time to hang out a lot. Continue reading
Mom has been super busy lately and then for Mother’s Day she was real sick. Luckily I was there to help her feel better.
First, I offered her a ballie.
She just wanted a hug. Mom says I am the bestest hugger on the whole planet. Don’t tell my dad though, mom says he might get upset.
While mom was working, sick, and working again I amused myself cruising the internet. Found some interesting stuff about human brains.
It seems humans can’t resist us. We turn their brain on. They can’t resist our cute round faces and big eyes. It has something to do with scheming babies or something.
Human moms can’t tell us apart from their babies. We all get their amy dayla, meaty orbit corks and put man all worked up and they are ours.
One look into our eyes and human oxy toes in on their hippo’s campus just comes flooding out.
Just spending time with us increases their circulation of door fins and dopey minds and that makes them really happy.
Didn’t know I was so smart about science, being so young, did you? Mom reads a lot of science so I learn a lot.
Here is a video to help you.
So this is why humans are dopey sometimes because when they are around us they have more dopey minds circulating. They can’t help it. They can’t resist us. Their brains say so.
Mom says it only works on puppies so now that I am a big boy she needs to get a puppy. She’s just saying that. We make them happy and dopey no matter how old we get. She just looks into these eyes and she is mine…my dopey mind.
Happy Earth Day!
That is so cool to have a day just to celebrate the Earth. A day just for a planet! The only thing is it is not about food and presents. Continue reading
Have you noticed your human acting strange and erratic lately? Have they been throwing temper tantrums or yelling at their computers? Then suddenly cry? If we behaved like that we wouldn’t get a treat. We would probably get sent to our rooms.
Well, I have learned it is something that happens around this time of year, every year. It is called taxes. I am not sure what it is but it seems to be real serious and can afflict humans for days or even weeks. So how do you get through this unpredictable behavior phase?
I have come up with 3 ways to get through this rough patch safely. Continue reading